A funny joke

狼来了，经过山洞，见兔子面前放台笔记本电脑，噼噼噼的乱敲。 狼说：“兔子！干嘛呢？” “写论文！” 狼想：“世道真变啦，兔子也能写论文？”。 “啥题目？” “论兔子比狼厉害！” “你有病吧？” “你进洞瞧瞧！我收集好多资料！” 狼进洞了，半天没出来。天近黄昏，兔子收拾起笔记本电脑，回山洞了。 洞中一只狮子正在剔牙。 见兔子进来，拍着胸脯狂笑：“早跟你说了，不在乎你写什么题目，什么内容，关键是 ，你导师是谁！

Research is a joke?

Just read the chapter of Quasi-Newton Methods and came across this paragraph:
"The first quasi-Newton algorithm turned out to be one of the most creative ideas in nonlinear optimization. .... An interesting historical irony is that Davidon's paper was not accepted for publication; it remained as a technical report for more than thirty years until it appeared in the first issue of the SIAM Journal on Optimization in 1991."

It seems that high-quality work is more difficult to publish.

However, computer science still generates thousands of papers each year. How many paper will be remembered after 5 years?

Fast food is everywhere. This also includes "fast paper". Ridiculous!